Hammer pounding in my heart, I think it's gonna burst,
Spring unwinding in my head, I don't know which is worse.
I hear ya talkin' but the words are kinda strange,
One of us is crazy and the other one's insane.

-Motorhead


Well it's been more than a few months since I posted something here and the journal is in dire need of some dusting off so without further ado I present to you:

Absolutely nothing!

Wait no that's not right. In actuality there were a couple of things I wanted to address to all the people who actually check out this page or even read these things.

Firstly I would like to say thanks to all the people that have actually enjoyed my art over the years. I was recently directed to a forum where there was a discussion occurring on the topic of what exactly got all of us into this crazy fetish we share. While that isnt entirely a new topic of conversation in this community there were a few comments that were brought to my attention that made me feel A. Old as all hell, and B. Rather flattered to be exact.

Within the conversation there were a couple of entries in there that cited pieces of my artwork as some of the very first expansion images ever seen for the comment poster. There also were a couple of them going so far as to talk about fapping to the pics but that honestly is more information than I really needed to know. Still, I was quite touched that some piece of my art was enjoyed by someone and it didnt send them fleeing into the streets in horror and anguish but instead prompted them to dig deeper and seek out more.

Also there was more fapping apparently. While I've always known that was the main reason to even look at this sort of thing I would appreciate it if you would leave the detailed descriptions of the erotic moment to yourself. You know who you are.

Anyway.

So yes. It was nice to read that I was actually cited as a cherry popper for some people in this community when even back then (THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO) there were other artist that were a million times more talented than myself. More than likely it can mainly be chalked up to being a part of the early anime wave of art in the community that drew a lot more younger people into the fold, but it makes me look back on some of those early pics in a different light, even if I still want to burn most of those images. Im looking at you Lina Inverse.

Secondly, I wanted to give a heads up about what's been going on with the lack of updates on this page. For those of you that know me, you are no doubt not surprised that there has been little to no activity here and are probably pissed that I havent uploaded anything to compliment this post. Actually I have been able to do quite a bit of art as of late but unfortunately it is not anything that would blend in very well with the other pics on this page. I manage to do a bit of freelance layout and concept work for a local advertising agency and it is not of the fare you would want to see.

For one thing you couldnt fap to it.

You dirty, dirty bastards you.


So anyway. Thanks to you guys that have stuck around to look at my art these past.....something like 9 years. Bloody hell that is a long time to draw fat chicks. Perhaps when I reach a decade I will get a merit badge of some sort. And then I can finally retire with Jessica, Matt, and Kitty into the internet ether......

Except for Keiji. He has to stay around and entertain the rest of you guys for all of eternity.